A Puppy - yippee

So the better half decides it's time to get another dog. Thing 1 wanted a hamster, but momma finds a cute little malamute online and drives an hour on Thing 1's birthday to pick the pup up. She is cute, but we now face a nice uphill battle with crate training; the dog has diarrhea, so mmmm... that'll be fun. We've set up barricades to try and keep her on the tile as much as possible to facilitate the clean-up of the poo. So without further a-do, meet Koda, you know, like North Da-Kota.